"If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just
buy your wife a school uniform"-President Robert Mugabe.
"Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow"-President Robert Mugabe.
"Racism will never end as long as white cars are still using black tyres. Racism will never end if people still use black to symbolize bad luck and white for peace. Racism will never end if people still wear white to weddings and black clothes to funerals, Racism will never end as long as those who don't pay their bills are blacklisted not white listed, Even when playing snooker, you have not won until you've sunk the black ball, and the white ball must remain on the table. But i don't care as long as i'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my black butt, i'm fine!"- President Robert Mugabe.
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